WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a pint and you can spill us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Did sumfin tick ya off? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could explode